Wake up and realize I didn’t leave my phone to charge Phone less during a 12 hour shift today? Kill me -_-
Anonymous asked: your rx7 looks like a piece of junk compared to everyones car at the meet.
At the car show tonight some guy walks up to me and goes that’s a nice camera. And then hands me his business card and talks about how he works with lighting and videography and blahblah and walks away. Lol. Should I even call
I just want to lay in bed all day cuddling and not go to work. Is that too much to ask for
pastelmorgue: arekeyvay: trav-tv: HAHAHAHAHA! For mai waifu AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR DAT
a dramatic re-enactment of my thoughts while...
me: that's not quite hot enough let me just turn it up to boiling lava.
me: yes good i shall bathe in the waters of mordor.
me: why do we have like 25 different kinds of shampoo?
me: i'ma read the back of this.
me: lather, rinse, repeat?
me: why do i have to repeat is your product so shitty it didn't work the first time?
me: hold the fuck up i have to write fanfic in my head real quick.
me: if water is a renewable resource does that mean every celebrity i've ever loved has showered in this same water before?
me: but you didn't have to cUT ME OFF.
me: did i already wash my hair?
me: i think i did but i don't remember.
me: i'ma do it again.
me: FUCK I REPEATED.
me: well played, pantene pro-v.
me: i wonder what it's like to have sex in the shower.
me: i bet it's awkward.
me: i bet a lot of injuries happen that way.
me: okay time to get out.
me: where the fuck is my towel.
A man: I want happiness.
Buddha: First remove "I", that's ego, then remove "want", that's desire. See? Now you are left with happiness.
I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it.– Aubrey Hepburn (via alldaylala)
I want a summer romance
Anonymous asked: You have an Audi? What model/yr?
I always put myself in these kinds of positions, and you know what? I always make it out alright. I have faith in myself right now. I got this. Bad shit happens to me because i CAN handle it. Fuck everything else
My summer can’t begin until i fix my audi…… This is so fucking wack
whitegirlwithflava: I will never be skinny because food is too precious
You’re so fake its unbelievable. Yet i still eat up every word from your mouth.
Facebook is down…. Meaning I have to sleep now -_-