*insert inspiring quote here*

I back massage would be great right now

Apparently I haven’t been saving up enough money. She thinks i make like a thousand dollars a week. Shit i make like 300-400 a week before filling up my gas tank. I don’t know where she thinks i’m made of money.

Open up your heart what do you feeeeeeeeeeel

I think beer tastes like complete shit.

Liquor>beer any day

sincerely-linatee:

How do I let you know I have a tiny maybe major crush or even that I really like you and hopefully not make things awkward?

I hate dealing with other people’s fathers

I don’t bother my parents when buying shit and dealing with other people

This kid comes through today with his girl and his dad, he says whats up and shuts up. Rest of the time i’m dealing with this dad whos trying to intimidate me when i have about a foot on him. Looks around my car tells me to turn on the engine and rev it, checks the a/c and heat and says he wants his mechanic to check it out.

Bruh. Bruh. Bruh. The fuck, this is gonna be your sons car right? let him deal with that shit himself like a man.

I just hope he buys it so i don’t miss out on this sc300. I swear if i sell my jeep and someone else buys the sc i’m gonna slit my wrists 

Buyer checking out my jeep today at 5
Gotta race home from bayside after work at 4, go for a car wash, clean my interior, and make it look perfect

I need to come up with 5k by Wednesday.
HMMM

One of the guys birthdays today and he took like 7 shots of tequila and is walking around crying and hugging everyone and keeps giving me coronas and hugs me
I don’t even like corona -_-

I hate dealing with other peoples dad bullshit
2 people that are interested in my jeep
“yeah bro I want your car. I just gotta talk to my dad and he’s gotta see it cuz he’s paying half and blahblahblah.” first time didn’t work out. Let’s see now

So tired -_-
That stupid ticket/summons really fucked me over. Didn’t make enough to pay for it today so today was a complete loss.

I can’t even view tumblr at work, everything is naked girls. They’re all gonna think I’m some kind of pervert

madifierce:

When I think about losing sight of my social life I realize that I’ve finally laid eyes on the future that I want