When you attack Black people, they call it racism. When you attack Jewish people, they call it Antisemitism. When you attack women, they call it sexism. When you attack homosexuality, they call it intolerance. When you attack your Country, they call it treason. When you attack a religious sect, they call it hate. But when you attack the Prophet Mohammed, they call it freedom of speech!
Me, my mom, and porn
Me: ..so do I
Mom: So do you? You watch porn?
Me: Uh.. haha.
Mom: Where? On T.V? I'm not getting the cable back
Me: Oh please mom, HBO porn is so weak.
Mom: What? You've actually watched it on T.V.?!
Me: :laughs: Oh its just porn.. God, tell me this conversation is over.
Your mom sounds super chill.....
I fucking LOVE
when i’m playing xbox and my sister fucking walks into my room and knocks my 360 over. FUCKING CIRCLE SCRATCH ON A GAME I WAS BORROWING FROM MY FRIEND.
It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really fucking hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special...
obscurethoughts: dallasss: -nani: sippingonsomepurpledrank: violentenviroment: this is the second post-it note stop motion i’ve done this summer, this one’s a bit short but i like the way it turned out. if it gets good reactions i’ll post the first one again i guess. enjoy! OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS SO MUCH, HAVE MY CHILDREN. haha this is pretty badass this is amazing This is...
Random thoughts from 25-35 year olds
aznthomii: melles: telosomega: nixxplosive: enjoyvivo: - I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option. -More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s not only better, but also more directly involves me. -Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when...
I don't like the feeling of,
xsmokemeimdopex: replacement. being left out. rejected. losing a friend. missing someone that doesn’t misses you. smiling when you feel like crying. waiting for nothing. giving up. If you were in one of these situations, you’ll know why. (via agathareyes)
Does anyone know a site where i can watch ponyo?!
Real friends can grow separate without growing apart.– (via elvincible)
HOW DO YOU CHANGE YOUR DASH?
ZOMGGGGG 847 more until 1000
No. Just no. Any/all of you people that do this just need to stop now.
Holding on doesn't always make you stronger.
@ helluh & andy
helluh: elsharkyy: helluh: elsharkyy: LOL. i play everything, nazi zombies is just one of my fave things. I might go on tonight or tomorrow if anything. but you don’t have a mic though. found one that works hiding under my couch hahaha. alright then..we shall play tonight..right now. Andy, just pm’ed you. iss. mw2 right now? chill. I’ll play you tomorrow
(via xsmokemeimdopex, in-this-endeavor)
@ helluh & andy
helluh: elsharkyy: LOL. i play everything, nazi zombies is just one of my fave things. I might go on tonight or tomorrow if anything. but you don’t have a mic though. found one that works hiding under my couch hahaha.
@Both of you Mexicans
andyboyouho: Ill be on on tuesday for sure. adri i need your number again. little sis broke her phone, what a dumbass smh What i’m not good enough for you to bag my number?! AII. lulz.
@ helluh & andy
LOL. i play everything, nazi zombies is just one of my fave things. I might go on tonight or tomorrow if anything.
helluh: andyboyouho: helluh: whatever happened to us playing mw2? O_o Im broke, i havent bought the card or the game -__- havent even paid for the damn 360 LOL but whats your GT? I thought you were going to your friends house or whatever. GT: adryeee ohai. I’ll just leave this right here. GT:rag1ng k1llz.
helluh: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. HES POSSESSED.
I wish people on the rx7club responded when i reallllllllllyyyyy need their help -_-